Can't take the heat...

get out of the kitchen.

Well that's what they say huh?

Some people live there lives hidden and in their own little world, which makes them feel like SUPERCHICKEN...

But when it really comes down to it...and they are really confronted with that of reality which isn't from there own world they become

CHICKEN SHIT...

HELLO KITTY!!

Now most of you that really know me know that I love Strawberry Shortcake but what most of you don't know is my secret love for Hello Kitty. HK for short. HK everything...now I'm not a big overall fanatic that needs it everyday but I do have bi-polar mood swings that draw me to HK. Especially when I hit the mall (which isn't so often).

Oh, come on, you secretly love it too!!

Now, now admit it.

Coffee anyone?

Now after a long night at the airport...and a short sleep from 3-6 am...the best is when your buddy calls you up at 715 before work and asks to get you a coffee. But, not just any coffee...Starbucks you said?...NOPE WRONG...it's the regular ice coffee from good old Micky D's!! Vanilla iced coffee with two Splendas...OMG. It's a joy and perks you up completely. Now my body is still tired and my brain is still a bit soggy...but I'm awake! GO RONALD YOU ROCK MAN!!

airports...

SUCK!!
-but the people watching is a BLAST!!! Met this awesomely gay man, looking for his obvious gay brother...UGH! He was a trip though. He didn't check the Continental website to make sure that the plane was late. Notice I said make sure it is late because Continental is always late especially coming in from Newark EWR Liberty airport. Mom was to get here at 10pm ended up being 1245 am this morning...WOOHOO. Anyhow there was this strange pick up guy with the name Noseworthy on the front. I expected some Jewish man to arrive with this huge schnozzle...in a suite. To my disappointment it wasn't and I was completely bummed out. So I had to concentrate my efforts elsewhere...I found another pick up guy that looked like Mr. Clean and the Green Giant all in one. I wish he had a piece of broccoli and a mop...but he didn't so I was bummed again. There was this one lady about 6 feet tall dressed in sweats and a t-shirt. No bra and her torpedo breasts where completely on edge...she continued to pace up and down the baggage claim screaming that her people were an hour late...OMG...let's all fall down and die. I mean my mother is 2 hours late WTF LADY! SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!! Anyhow, people have no patience. The funny thing is that she was screaming at all the pick up guys like if they own the Continental airplanes. Next was the odd couple. A short white lady with the darkest features I've ever seen...holding hands with the 6'7" white dude with red hair filled with freckles...even to his balls I would bet money on it....UGH. Anyhow lots of people. The best was when my people showed up...I was happy to see them all...I was more happy to leave the jingle jangle of McCarren airport...then my mother says "so, I have 6 suitcases, ok."...KILL JOY

FUEGO! FUEGO!

4th of July in Jersey...it was raining and my poor sons got to watch the fireworks on TV...

Over here in the desert...it was 112 degrees and the fireworks that Kris started to light turned into a fire show.

I sat on the hot sidewalk in my PJ's and watched Kris's fire marvel. It was very romantically pathetic...

I loved it.

Joshua

He's my dog. I almost lost him this week. Didn't check to make sure the gate to the yard was closed. I felt horrible. I went out to get him and he didn't come running. Hard to express the feeling of horror when I saw the gate open. My poor dog... Hard to express the feeling over joy and relief when I saw him running toward me...gotta love that!! Yes he is whiny, licky, stupid, hyper and a bit buck toothed...but come on, you gotta love him!