SUCK!!
-but the people watching is a BLAST!!! Met this awesomely gay man, looking for his obvious gay brother...UGH! He was a trip though. He didn't check the Continental website to make sure that the plane was late. Notice I said make sure it is late because Continental is always late especially coming in from Newark EWR Liberty airport. Mom was to get here at 10pm ended up being 1245 am this morning...WOOHOO. Anyhow there was this strange pick up guy with the name Noseworthy on the front. I expected some Jewish man to arrive with this huge schnozzle...in a suite. To my disappointment it wasn't and I was completely bummed out. So I had to concentrate my efforts elsewhere...I found another pick up guy that looked like Mr. Clean and the Green Giant all in one. I wish he had a piece of broccoli and a mop...but he didn't so I was bummed again. There was this one lady about 6 feet tall dressed in sweats and a t-shirt. No bra and her torpedo breasts where completely on edge...she continued to pace up and down the baggage claim screaming that her people were an hour late...OMG...let's all fall down and die. I mean my mother is 2 hours late WTF LADY! SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!! Anyhow, people have no patience. The funny thing is that she was screaming at all the pick up guys like if they own the Continental airplanes. Next was the odd couple. A short white lady with the darkest features I've ever seen...holding hands with the 6'7" white dude with red hair filled with freckles...even to his balls I would bet money on it....UGH. Anyhow lots of people. The best was when my people showed up...I was happy to see them all...I was more happy to leave the jingle jangle of McCarren airport...then my mother says "so, I have 6 suitcases, ok."...KILL JOY
-but the people watching is a BLAST!!! Met this awesomely gay man, looking for his obvious gay brother...UGH! He was a trip though. He didn't check the Continental website to make sure that the plane was late. Notice I said make sure it is late because Continental is always late especially coming in from Newark EWR Liberty airport. Mom was to get here at 10pm ended up being 1245 am this morning...WOOHOO. Anyhow there was this strange pick up guy with the name Noseworthy on the front. I expected some Jewish man to arrive with this huge schnozzle...in a suite. To my disappointment it wasn't and I was completely bummed out. So I had to concentrate my efforts elsewhere...I found another pick up guy that looked like Mr. Clean and the Green Giant all in one. I wish he had a piece of broccoli and a mop...but he didn't so I was bummed again. There was this one lady about 6 feet tall dressed in sweats and a t-shirt. No bra and her torpedo breasts where completely on edge...she continued to pace up and down the baggage claim screaming that her people were an hour late...OMG...let's all fall down and die. I mean my mother is 2 hours late WTF LADY! SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!! Anyhow, people have no patience. The funny thing is that she was screaming at all the pick up guys like if they own the Continental airplanes. Next was the odd couple. A short white lady with the darkest features I've ever seen...holding hands with the 6'7" white dude with red hair filled with freckles...even to his balls I would bet money on it....UGH. Anyhow lots of people. The best was when my people showed up...I was happy to see them all...I was more happy to leave the jingle jangle of McCarren airport...then my mother says "so, I have 6 suitcases, ok."...KILL JOY
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