Typical Evelyn

E: 'Jlo, something is wrong with my computer.'

Me: 'Whatcha break now?'

E: 'Dunno, it says to press F1'
Me: 'So did you press it?'

Pause

E: 'Yeah, I pressed the F and a 1.'

Me: 'Good Lord, Evelyn.'

E: 'What?'