Ex-boyfriends...haunt you

Men, they always try to come back. Why? Apparently being a bitch attracts men. Please, for goodness sake, lose my number!! Life is currently solidified for me and will be even more pretty soon. Get a life!! Honestly, it must be something in my WTF voice that keeps them calling? Dude, stop jerking off to my pic...it's creepy and crawly and totally disgusting. And no, I don't wanna talk, see, or hear it either. Anyone else have this stupid issue? I feel so blessed...NOT!* Mom always has said "kill'em with kindness." Maybe she's right? I really don't want to be responsible for a death...

Honestly, it's actually comic.** I find strange things entertaining.

*I'm old school...get over it!
** OMG, I sound like my honey.