A while back...several weeks ago...we met Haze and Bruce at the Drop Bar in Green Valley. I was full of dinner because we ate at Metro Pizza...YUM! I had soup and some sorta pizza that I don't recall but I'm sure Kris has the receipt some where if you really wanna know what I ate. Anyhow, Haze called up to see what we were up to...since not much was going on we planned on hanging out. They were going to hit the Cheesecake Factory at the District...and we had just started our dinner, so no problem. A couple of minutes later she called to tell me that the CF was "way crowded" and that they were just going "straight to the bar" so cool.
Anyhow, we get there...pretty dang early I should say (around 9pm) but it's okay because actually plenty of room and seats to chose from. Besides the fact that we are starting to get old and decrepit. The bar is cool. I've never been there so Imma all excited about the TV's in the corner. Which I should have taken a pictures of...but oh well. Stupid me to tell Kris that I'd pay for drinks since he had paid for dinner...lol. He's lucky. Anyhow, the waitress is a foreigner with a heavy accent...I'm sure Kris had a hard time decoding what the lady said over the loud music. I open a tab and order my usually of Sex on the Beach, forgetting that my new like is an Alabama Slammer. So YAY for Bruce at 
this time he had just gotten the all great State job...but at the time he still wasn't sure what it was. He got the name though. I'm sure now he has a clearer concept....yeah right!! Haze has some strawberry thing (martini I think) Bruce drinks all different stuff so I don't really keep track, and the ever designated driver orders a beer. Which makes him do anything I say and listen when I say to so something sexy. As you can see in the picture he listens very well, don't he? In the meantime...We are all checking out the videos playing on the very cool flat screens...NOT! Some scary shit plays...and some very old school music pops on...HEE!! Which starts off the conversation of 'rad' 'awesome' 'sweeeet' 'groovy' 'neato' and 'cool beans.' Bruce is all like "Hey th
ose were cool when I was young." The funky waitress comes back in her white skin tight outfit...which Kris is far to interested in.* Not that I'm the jealous type...but dang. LMAO. Anyhow, Bruce and the skinny minnie waitress get into a conversation over orange flavored vodka and Red Bull...It was all really confusing and stuff but he manages to get some sort of drink...then after all the crazy conversation...the silence. I decide to whip out my camera and test it out in the low light...which, by the pictures, they come out pretty good. Best present EVER!! Well, tied with my new foot spa. Any
how...I decide to ask Haze on to strike a sexy pose and she does this..DANG GIRL! I should start drinking those strawberry things!! LOL. 
But I finally remembered to order my Alabama Slammer...I think the waitress got it right because I was sweating my ass off in that place. By the end of the night, which is about 11:00pm...GOD that is pathetic!!...We start to tire of the loud 80's music and the crowd. And we head home looking gracious and lovely as ever. Rosy cheeks full of blood and liquor. Thank goodness my honey was driving!! Because everything by then was looking mostly like this... 
*mockingly so
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As I recall, most of my attention towards the waitress was spent mocking her outfit and general lack of waitressing abilities.
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