IT

IT...no silly persons, IT as in the book IT, by Stephen King.

Have you read it? I did. Once. That's all I needed. It was scary as hell!! Assuming that I know what hell is like...lol. Anyhow, it has this nasty, ugly, vicious, clown...yup, clown.

You would think that clowns are cute, funny, entertaining and the like but you see that's their cover...they make you think they are cute, funny, nice when they say a joke or hand you some balloons. Let me tell you they are far from that. These sinister clowns have a mission. A mission to destroy all that you think is normal. They dress up in these hiddious costumes and make ugly mared faces. They attempt to grab at children all in the attempts of fun.

Once I was tortured by one. Well not really tortured. He pulled me into a gangbang of clowns and made me participate in there show (if you call it a show). Laughing in my face and trying to make me do all the idiotic acts they pull. I didn't think it was funny and screaming at the top of my lungs to no end was enough that they let me go back to my seat. Now I have this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coulrophobia

YUP...Coulrophobia. Fear of clowns. Now as an adult, it really sucks. I was standing in line to see a show when the stupid clown decided to pick on me. Why? Fuck do I know...I was just standing there. He said...'you don't like clowns?' and I said 'no, I don't, please leave.' Of course he didn't and I had to get Latin on his ass. Then he left me alone.

It's like I have a sign on my head...I DON'T LIKE CLOWNS PICK ME!! WTF?

I feel like stepping on there big shoes, punching them in the red plastic nose, and pulling off there rainbow hair.* But...I LIKE THE CIRCUS. go figure.

*I did that to my ex-husband when he thought it would be funny to scare the shit out of me and dressed up like a clown.