Foot Spa & Epsom Salt!!

Yes, my honey bought me the most awesome foot spa...like ever!! I've never had one so Imma gonna use it soon!! It came with the fake sea grass to massage my feet with and several little attachments for a foot thingy...I forget what it's called. And it has this gel filled cushion to rest my foot on for when I decide it's time to paint my toe nails. And it makes bubbles and keeps the water warm. WOOHOO! You know you want one. I know you all are jealous!!*

The funny thing is that he also bought some Epsom Salt to go with it. After both of us reading the directions for the spa, we decided it best not to use the salt since it didn't mention anything about it. Then I decided I should read the Epsom directions that are on the carton. Did you know that Epsom Salt is eatable? Something about mixing it with water (and lemon to make it taste good)** and drinking it to stop stomach irritation...or whatever. I can't really recall because I was in shock when Kris decided he wanted to taste the salt crystals...which isn't really salt. I mean, how bad can it be, right? I told him to go ahead and try it...lol. I wish I could tell you that it went okay, but...he made this face of horror and had to rinse out his mouth. It was so funny, I had to try it too, like a dumb ass. It tasted like metal...duh...

NOTE TO SELF: Don't eat the magnesium sulfate without the lemon and water.

*example of Yoda speech.
**foreshadowing