VOSS...

Ever heard of Voss...Kris was all excited.

Kris: 'water from Norway'

Me: 'really?'

Kris: 'yeah, taste better too'

Me: 'yeah right'

Kris: 'probably bottled somewhere else'

Me: 'ok'

Pause

Me: 'how much?'

Kris: 'but at least it looks cool'

Me: 'WTF?'